when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”
I do this. To every dog i see all the time. And I work in a pet store. All dogs are puppy.
It’s Okay To:
- look at his bulge (how can you not we’re only human, yeah?)
- think about his weiner
- talk about his weiner (at least to people who also want to talk about his weiner; it’s Not Okay to talk about it to people who don’t want to know, that’s just weird)
- read about his weiner
- write about his weiner (fanfiction ftwwwww)
It is Not Okay To:
- Talk to Patrick directly (tweets, texts, fanmail, DMs, letters, notes by carrier pigeon, skywriting, etc) or even indirectly hinting at his weiner or the things he may or may not be doing with it. (In other words, stop asking him about Peterick ffs)
Like, I don’t care that you may have postulated the size of his cock, that is excellent math skills, rock on, I can talk about his cock all day, but HE DOESN’T NEED TO KNOW THAT WE DO THESE THINGS do you have any idea how weird and creepy and fucking gross that makes us all sound? It’s not cute and it’s not funny.
Have you ever noticed that the larger a group you’re in
The more alone you feel?